Don't hate me..hate the voices in my head.

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.. it pours.

Not only did I lose someone I loved in January, not by death, but now hello...

divorce.

It's not official, but my five year relationship is done.

We're trying to establish a friendship.

We shall see how long that lasts.

I for one hope it does.

We share the blame. I'm not the typical female where I scream it's all his fault.

Anyways, for those out there.. here is your chance to point and laugh at me. I guess I deserve your "I told you so" and the oh so nice " Karma is a bitch eh?".

I guess the Libra love life curse does exist.

Or I just suck at life.

I'm just waiting for the "it can't rain all the time" to kick in.

I can't swim, and I'm drowning.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

I suck at Guitar Hero.


That is all.

Saw this and thought you'd enjoy~

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/reallyscarymovieguide/


~K

Lost 2 out of 3 grandparents in the last 2 months..

I hate more of my family bc what happened after the deaths...

Cramps suck

Woo for new glasses .. lets see if they help the migraines...

Blarg


Oh another note... I know it's a long shot but if any happen to have any pics of me(Possibly Beth if she reads this) Please contact me.

~K

moving sucks

So um... hi n stuff

well i'm sure i pissed someone off.. infact i know i have. it;s just time i guess i should move on.


side note.. omg she is back. /dances with joy... ive missed her so much.. ran around and she relearned her skills as a wiz. was funny and oh so.. omgness to see her again


and de clrs... are funny. grats to viv for keeping me awake.

real life: chaz got an award from his job.. wooooooooooooootness to the max

for all the number lovers out there:

http://www.miniclip.com/sudoku/sudoku.htm


~stolen from GU Comics

http://www.pawn.se/


It's hella cute..

Whatever happen to the purple M&M?

*pokes her head up*
*scampers away*

i so hate her
>points to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love comments directed in part at several people at once.
I hate that my tummy hurts soooo much.
I was shocked... ok surprised by a comment left by a gal i used to be crazy about.
What a day.
That is all for now.
Have a great day.

I hate people.
That is all.
Have a nice day.

I R Bored